slowknitter

From the “funny things the boy has said” file:
On completion, wrapping, and mailing of most of the Christmas knitting yesterday:
“Baby, I am so proud of you. You worked so hard and made such beautiful things for presents this year.”
*sniff* “I know. I’ve knitted my fingers down to nubs” *holds up hands with fingers […]

A lonely sock lies on an empty chair. THE BOY is reading the newspaper next to the lonely sock. THE BOY looks up from the newspaper to catch THE GIRL as she casts a sidelong glance at the sock as she walks through the room…
THE BOY (slightly incredulous)
Did you just? I can’t believe […]